The House Help
(The next day was thursday, tunde woke up so early while i was sleeping, he washed the bus and make sure it was perfectly clean… You guys never asked me the name of our bus? Its not fair o. Anyways, its
“TOYOTA HIACE” that type of GOD is GOOD nau #Lolzz
When he was done, he woke me up…
Me : Good morning bros.
Tunde : Good morning Oga mi, e be like say na only me go dey play this parol o.
Me : (Rubbed my face) which parol?
Tunde : The transportation stuff nau, I no wan stress you… As you dey so ehh,.no be this kind work fit you
Me (looking at him) wetin you dey talk sef? You think say i come lagos to do fine boy ehh… See bros, I no finish school but i sabi book… I wan make money o
Tunde : Ok, make i start am this week, if the work dey some how i go let you know as e dey go.
Me : So make i dey house till monday?
Tunde : yes nau… We go start fully on monday, I wan follow one of my friend wey dey do the same transport business, make him teach me road to some states.
Me : (Reasoned for a while) Na true o… And you know say Yvonne say make i open account.
Tunde : Go open am shap shap… Na for your hand Yvonne dey o.
Me : Tunde, Natasha enter our room yesterday o
Tunde : Wetin she come find?
Me :Na me o, She tell me say she wan invite me for one kind party.
Tunde : I notice am o, the way she dey look you yesterday sef… But wetin be your reply?
Me : I tell am say i go dey busy, but she don corner my number before then
Tunde : I go advice you sha… I no know natasha well o, but her way no pure… With the kind guys wey she dey follow ehh… Bros forget that girl… I don dey go o
*He stood up and leave the room*
Meself no carry natasha for budget qan… I slept back.
It was my phone that woke me up this time, I looked at the screen it was a strange number… Who be this one? I said to myself. I picked
Me : Hello
Caller : Hello boo? How are you this morning?
*who is this one’s boo?*
Me : who are you please?
Caller : Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten this voice?
Me : Hmmm… Natasha
Caller : (laugh) God saved you tho
Me : What is it this morning?
Natasha : I just called to check on you,and to remind you of what we discussed yesterday night.
Me : I told you I’ll be busy
Natasha : (laughs again) I’ll come and pick you up myself tho. this is my number,save it.. Bye sweet
*see this girl o*
(What does she want from me? I’ll save the number and when she calls again, I won’t pick. Since she wants to play a fast one on me. I checked the time and it was already 9 : 30am “Chinekeh mu ehh” I screamed on top of my voice. See as time dey rush.)
I got down from the bed, brushed my teeth and bath. I got dressed, I offed all electric appliances and zoom off.
I saw kelvin outside the building talking with a different girl this time, *the guy too dey change girls like cloth* I walked through were he was,
Me : Good day kelvin
Kelvin : Good day my Gee? Thought you went out with tunde this morning?
Me : Not really, something came up. Please i want to know where i can get banks around this base.
Kelvin : (pointing at one nearby junction) get to that junction… Tell the bike man you are going to diamond bank, pay him 50box. Its not too far from here.
Me : Alright, See you later *I bounced*
I stopped a bike and told him, I was going to diamond bike, he carried me there, the bank is not even far from my street.
I got to the bank, entered inside, got a form, which i filled immediately. I went to summit the form as the securities directed.
But there was so much Queue, someone tapped me at my back and said “please sir am at your back” wetin concern me. It was just ten personnel before me. I was still there when i got a call from Yvonne.
Me : Hello Yvonne
Yvonne : Hello Dear, How are you?
Me : Am fine, you?
Yvonne : Am Good… Hope you received my text?
Me : Yeah, but why this sunday
Yvonne : that’s when I’ll be chanced, please also try and open the bank account
Me : Am at the bank right now
Yvonne : Ok do so, Sara mum called, she said she will be coming back tomorrow.
Me : Hmmm, Ok o
Yvonne : Or are you not happy she’s coming back.
Me : Why won’t i be happy, am there no more, anyway… I’ll call you back when am through.
Yvonne : Ok darling
*Dealing ko, Drilling nii*
Me : Bye (hang the call)
(It is almost my turn, until it got to my turn where i did everything, gave them my passport, valid ID card, paid in #4000… I was told to go home. They told me they will send me my account number as soon as it’s activated… I walked out of the bank, but this time i trekked back home, I got home around 11 : 12am, opened the door and fell on the bed, called yvonne, but she wasn’t picking. Someone knocked at the door..
Me : Yes come in
It was NATASHA… What does she want??
The House Help
(Natasha came in, she was looking s£×y. Hmmm what is all this? I told tunde let me follow him o, She was just smiling and i gave her the face of
“WHO IS SMILING WITH YOU”
Me : Natasha what is it this time? Don’t you have something doing?
Natasha : (still smiling) yeah, and that’s why i came to see you… Why are you always acting like a novice when you see me?
Me : what do you mean?
Natasha : (coming closer to me) You know what i mean dear… She slept beside me and starts rubbing my stomach.
I wasn’t feeling comfortable this time… I was trying to resist her but it’s not easy. At last, I got my self.
Me : Natasha please stop… I just met you yesterday and you’re doing this.
Natasha : Nick, that yesterday have taken over me, am fallen already.
This time she start klzzing me, not giving me a breathing space, I tried to push her out but she won’t let go.
“She is a witch i think” trust me my D**k was growing hard this time, I start pressing her B**bs, she was m0@ning so hard… She pulled my trouser down and start robing my D**k. Who will save me from this…?
Suddenly my phone starts ringing.. Then i recovered.
I pushed natasha with great force, grabbed my phone and picked it. It was yvonne tho.
(Breathing fast while natasha was looking at me)
Me : (still breathing) Hello, thank you yvonne.
*trust me, I don’t know when it came out from my mouth*
Yvonne : What is wrong with you Nick? Why thanking me? Are you ok?
Me : Ehrm!! Yeah, am ok
Yvonne : No you are not, why breathing so fast?
Me : it’s nothing, I was dreaming, one mad woman was chasing me in my dream… So, your call just wake me up. That’s why i was thanking you.
Yvonne : Hmmm… When did you leave the bank and you’re sleeping already?
Me : When i came back i tried calling you back but you didn’t pick… And i was also tired, so i slept off.
Yvonne : Ok… I was eating then, so this mad woman that was chasing you in your dream, who is she?
Me : (see question o) I don’t know her
Yvonne : Sorry tho… Have you opened the account?
Me : Yes, they’ve not sent the account number to me.
Yvonne : Ok, send it to me when you receive it, meanwhile… I have to go, takia. *she hang up*
Natasha was still there… I turned to her
Me : Are you still here?
Natasha : Yes and Who is she?
Me : She is my wife.
Natasha : Your wife??
Me : (Angrily) Yes and it’s better you stay away from me, Ok??
Her face changed, She came closer to me
Natasha : so you are married?
Me : Yes i am… So go and do the same.
She lift her hand to slap me, but i hold her and I just managed to say.
Me : Get out of this room.
Natasha : (smiled) We shall see.
*She walked out of my room*
(Deep breath… What have come over natasha? I asked my self… Well thank God she knows am married #LoL. Tunde caused this o, assuming i followed him all this won’t have happen.
I was so exhausted, I need to eat something, I cooked spaghetti, after eating, I slept off, I woke up around 6pm. Tunde wasn’t back yet. I took my bath and strolled outside where i sat down waiting for tunde to come back. He didn’t and there was no light. I waited for tunde for so long, Yvonne called me and she reminds me of our meeting which she said it was very urgent. Tunde came back after a while… We shake ourself, we both walked inside the room, he told me how he went and how he join the transportation park union, that he leaned a lot.
I told he how my day went and how natasha tried to seduce me.
Tunde : Guy you no mean am?
Me : Na true o
Tunde : (laughing) Oh boy, you don enter gobe… Hope say you no enter am sha
Me : Nearly o, if no be yvonne wey call, I no no wetin for happen o
Tunde : Chai… That girl na witch o
Me : Witch better pass am.
(We both laugh, we ate the remaining spaghetti, I slept of immediately…)
Days passed, it was not easy, natasha have not been calling ever since i told her am married. Saturday went cool,tunde went to work and made up to 40,000N, everything went well. Yvonne and i was always on call. She never missed reminding me of the sunday meeting… Well” that was how my day went for saturday.
Tomorrow i have to know what yvonne have to tell me that is so urgent.
To be continued…..