p√zzymania episode 24
Mike gave me a really good idea, why didn’t I think of it sooner? I went and bought the tickets for the flight, it was expensive but worth it, seeing Carol was all that matters, After I booked for the flight ?, I went to see Carol’s uncle the next day at work, I waited till the day was over so I met him in his office, Thank God, he was alone, I went in and talked to him.
Alex➡ Evening sir,
Gerald ➡ Evening Alex, sit down, how’ve you been? I haven’t seen you for some days!
Alex➡ Yes sir, I took a leave to see my parents sir!
Gerald ➡ Good, how are they?
Alex➡ They’re in good health sir!.
Gerald➡ That’s good! A responsible man should take time to see his family, Remember Family matters more than anything else!
Alex➡ Yes sir, Sir I came to talk to you about something!
Gerald➡ What is it?
Alex➡ Sir its been a month, since I’ve seen or heard from Carol, and I was wondering if you could allow me to go and see her, if that’s okay with you!
Gerald ➡ Hmm, you want to go and see her? In London?
Alex➡ Yes sir, I’ll be back in a few days, Sir I really miss her!
Gerald ➡ So do you know where she is in London?
Alex ➡ Yes sir, she told me all about her Aunt’s place in London.
Gerald ➡ Okay, if you really miss her that much, you have my permission, besides you’ve done ur share of the work, the company can manage without for a few days.
Alex➡ Thank you sir!
I quickly went out of his office and went home happy, I was going to surprise Carol, I can’t to see the look of her face when she sees me I hope she will be happy, Soon I arrived home and started packing my stuff!
(Sandra. P. O. V)
Two days later…….
Wow! Alex really banged me well, I could still walk properly, Poor Samuel, he thought I was stressed from work not knowing that Alex carved me properly, Well, thank God, Stella was there to help me tell the school I was Ill if not…….
I sat resting on my Sofa watching TV, when stella stormed in! She looked like she was on a mission, She sat breathing heavily, and went to the fridge to drink water, She quickly gulped down to bottles of water, After a while, She spoke.
Stella➡ Sandra! You’re done!
Sandra➡ Excuse me? Done as in how? Wetin I do?
Stella➡ Wetin you do? You dey sit down like queen for house, you no know say Alex wan travel?
Sandra➡ Travel? To where?
Stella ➡ Carol nau!
Sandra➡ Abeg shut up! That’s a lie! He doesn’t have that kind of money to go to Europe!
Stella➡ I’m telling you oo, its true, Mike told me about it, This afternoon, so my phone was dead so I came to ur house, he’s leaving tomorrow!
Sandra➡ I don’t believe this!
Stella➡ My sister you better believe it oo,
Sandra➡ Let me call him, he can’t after all the fun we had, he still pines for that b—h.
I quickly called Alex, Why would he go to her? Is she even better than me? I’m a woman like she is! What can she offer that I can’t? Enough is enough! Its time to settle this!
Sandra➡ Baby, how are you?
Alex ➡ I’m fyn, Sandra! U?
Sandra➡ I’m bored Alex, Can you come over? Pls
Alex➡ Because I’m busy getting ready to travel tomorrow!
Sandra➡ Travel where?
Alex➡ To Carol’s place!
Sandra➡ You ungrateful bastard! After all I’ve done for you, you still follow her like a dog!
Alex➡ Done for me? Look Sandra, I like you but I don’t feel the same with you as I feel with Carol and besides She sacrificed alot for me than you’ll ever do!
Sandra➡ Alex, God punish you, I won’t let you be with her, you’re mine, you think you can use this body for pleasure and walk away free?
Alex➡ Listen Sandra, I didn’t force you or ask you for s£×, You tempted me into it, and what happened a few days ago was ur doing not mine, Sleeping with you was never my intention!
Sandra ➡ Listen, I won’t allow that! Never its either I have you or nobody else does! I can’t let that b—h slip you away from my hands!
Alex➡ Don’t ever call her a b—h! I can’t believe you’re like this, I thought we could be friends but no, You and I had something going but I really love Sandra!
You and I can’t be! Its over! *ends call*
Sandra➡ Alex! Alex! F–k!!!
Stella➡ Wetin happen?
Sandra➡ He said he doesn’t want to see me again!
Stella➡ Well, at least he came out clean and told you instead of playing with ur sense, At least Samuel is here for you!
Sandra➡ Pls shut up, I swear I won’t let him get away with this, I swear it.
(Alex P. O. V)
Well today is the day, I’m finally going to see my true love, too bad Sandra and I didn’t end in a good term but it was her fault, I never intended to get to intimate with her, Well thank God, I ended things with her, cause the Sandra I once knew was totally different from the one now!
Before I could get into the plane, Jessy called me!
Jessy➡ Hey, Alex, how’ve you been?
Alex ➡ I’m fyn, thank you!
Jessy➡ so where are you now?
Alex➡ Oh, sorry for not telling you Jessy, but I’m in the Airport now, I want to go and see Carol!
Jessy➡ Really? Oh my God! That’s so sweet!
Jessy➡ Oh, Carol will be crazy when she sees you and if you reach there, tell her I said Hi!
Alex➡ Okay, I will
Jessy➡ Have a safe trip!
She ended the call and soon the flight was going to take off I kept my luggages and entered the passengers route to the plane! Carol here I come!
Hours later, I arrived at England! The place was so amazing, as I came out from the airport I was confused! This place was totally different, New country, new face, How in the world am I going to look for Carol here? I hope I would get lost, Thankfully I saw a taxi and asked him to take me to Greenwich!
Taxi ➡ Yes sir!
Alex➡ Can you please take me to greenwich?
Taxi➡ Okay, hop on in and I’ll take you!
Alex ➡ Thanks, How much is ur payment?
Taxi➡ 12 pound sterling
(1 pound sterling is 450 naira)
Alex➡ Pound sterling? Ok let’s go!
D–n! This currency is making confused, I didn’t know anything about this currency, but thank God, I have dollars at least he would collect it, The drive to Greenwich was slow and steady but it was better, The scenery of the area as we drove was beautiful! Their weather was cool, though it wasn’t raining or snowing!
At least, I wasn’t going to get lost, But finding the mansion was going to be a real workout. I just hope Carol is there!
About an hour later, We arrived at Greenwich, the place was nice and quiet, The people were walking minding their business, The place was just lovely! I came down from the taxi and negotiated with the cab driver.
Alex➡ Look man! I’m new in this country and I’m not used to ur currency but if you don’t mind I have some cash in dollars, pls!
Taxi➡ Okay, mate
I gave him about 50dollars, and he went off smiling, maybe the money was too much, well its his day, I started walking around Greenwich, the place was full of trees, I walked for minutes without any idea of where I was going, Finally I got tired and decided to ask around, the people around there didn’t give me any favorable answer, I kept on asking without any luck!
I wondered why they were treating me this way, was because I’m black? Well I continued asking till I bumped into a lady, She seemed nice so I asked her!
Alex➡ Pls excuse me miss!
Lady➡ Yes? How can I help you?
Alex➡ Uhm, I’m looking for a mansion that belongs to a Mrs Nicole!
Lady➡ There is one Mrs Nicole Alexander and her mansion is located a few blocks away!
Alex➡ Okay, Can you pls take me there! I’m new around here!
Lady➡ Okay, let’s go!
(Carol P. O. V)
God! They say too much of a good thing is dangerous for you! And they were right! Spending a month and a half in London began to make me bored, there was nothing else to do, Me and my cousins have had also enough fun, We’ve done everything there is in London to have a good time, Even spending time with Aunt Carol was too depressing, too much tea and going to visit rich people and hosting events racked my skull, God! I really need to leave!
Lizzy and Emma however were not bored, they found a way to amuse themselves, by sleeping with black men! It was they became addicted to it! Luckily for them, their mother didn’t know about this if not she would really murder them! So I decided to speak some sense into her whoring heads!
Carol➡ You girls should stop this, having s£× is fun and all but there are consequences, We guys need to lay low and easy off the s£×!
Lizzy➡ See who’s talking? Don’t tell me you dont want it too!
Carol➡ Look everyone loves s£×, but you guys ur own is way off the charts , if you like sleeping with black men so much, Get a boyfriend!
Emma➡ Easy for you to say! The bastards run off after they’ve had their fun! Besides who needs love?
Lizzy➡ Excuse me? I do, if I could get one, the s£× mania will stop!
Carol➡ Still you guys should stop! What if you get Aids and even get pregnant? What will mom say!
Emma➡ Ewww! Aids no! Pregnancy yes! But not illegitimate! Imagine me being pregnant for a black man?
Lizzy➡ Yes, we like to f–k but we’re not stupid to do that without a condom! So…..
Carol➡ Don’t say I didn’t warn you, if you want s£× so bad just get married!
House butler ➡ Miss Carol!
H. Butler ➡ There’s a black man or a stranger rather requesting for ur presence!
Lizzy➡ Ohhh, who’s the black man? See I told you she wouldn’t last, she would eventually give in to her temptation!
Carol➡ Pls, I didn’t see any black man! Let me go and check!
I was surprised, a black man! Asking for me? It must be a mistake! I quickly went to see who it was and my cousins followed me, As I reached down, I was totally surprised, I couldn’t believe it, it was Alex and he looked dazed. He was just looking around, poor guy I couldn’t wonder what he got through to see me!
I ran to him and hugged him, God my Alex was here to see me, I klzzed him out of joy! I was so happy, my cousins were also amazed, Me klzzing a stranger but I quickly cleared their thoughts.
Carol➡ Lizzy, Emma, this is Alex my boyfriend!
Lizzy➡ Wowie, so this is Alex, so charming, nice to meet you (What a man)
Emma➡ Same here (he looks so hot)
Alex➡ Pleasure to meet you as well!
Carol➡ Ok let’s get inside.
The butler helped pack Alex’s luggage to the guest room, I still couldn’t believe it, How did he get here? And how did he find this place, We got into the living room and we sat on the sofa!
Carol➡ Baby, how did you find this place?
Alex➡ well, I asked around and a lady showed me this place! Its lovely,oh and Jessy says ? hi!
Carol➡ So what brings you here?
Alex➡ I’ve missed you Carol, since you left you didn’t call so I took a friendly advice to come and see my lady.
Carol➡ That’s sweet love, Sorry I couldn’t call, I had some really tough issues, I’ve missed you as well, I hope your flight wasn’t tiring!
Alex➡ No! But finding this place was!
Sweet Alex, I immediately klzzed him, I longed for his presence and the sweet man surprised me by showing up here! God i’m really lucky, This could have been a romantic moment but my cousins spoiled that.
Lizzy ➡ Hubba, Hubba, nice klzzing!
Carol➡ Lizzy, Emma, give us some privacy pls!
Emma➡ Privacy? Baby you’re in our house!
Carol➡ F–k off, Alex let me get you something to drink!
I went to the kitchen to get some juice for Alex, Finally now Aunt Nicole can see Alex now and things will be settled, as I came back with the drinks, Lizzy and Emma were clamouring over Alex, they sat close to him and their hands all around him asking silly questions!
Lizzy➡ So Alex how’s Nigeria?
Alex➡ Its nice!
Emma➡ Really? I heard poverty and corrupt is a plague over there!
Alex➡ Well, life’s hard!
Lizzy➡ So tell me, is it true nigerian men marry dozens of wives over there?
Emma➡ Do Nigerian men really crave for s£×?
Alex➡ Yes… No…
Lizzy➡ So how long do they last?. I heard they have big donkey d—s,
Emma➡ So have you tangled with Carol on bed?…
Alex➡ No not yet.
Lizzy➡ Really? She’s such a geek, having this stupid issue about maintaining her virginity till marriage! Wjo does that? That period is long gone! This is the 21th century!
Alex➡ Well, its a good thing!
Emma➡ Wow, it seems she made you like her, Who needs virginity? s£× is the stuff, it makes you feel alive, I think s£× should be done regularly like 5 times a day!
Lizzy➡ So have you slept with a woman before?
Emma➡ Look! He’s the shy type! I like shy men!
Lizzy➡ Listen Alex, I know you’re feeling the s£×ual urge to blow ur nuts inside a woman, so let’s make this simple, We’ll allow to f–k us, this once, believe me, we white women are much more s£×uality active than ur black bitches, So since Carol is our cousin, she won’t mind!
Emma➡ Yes and it will be fun! You black men can’t resist a white woman’s body!
Alex➡ I don’t think that’s a good idea…
Carol➡ Alright bitches, Alex is off limit, and don’t you even dare try to do anything funny with My boyfriend! Come on Alex, let’s get to my room!
Lizzy➡ Wow, take it easy, we’re just trying to please our guest! Alright go and do with him as you like!
I dragged him straight to my room, I couldn’t believe they would willingly f–k Alex in my presence, I have to keep an eye on them, cause Alex can’t resist them for long! We entered my room and locked the door, now we could have time and enjoy each others company!
To be continued