Kast episode 2




Kast
Episode 2
I wonder why he has not been castrated with the scissors mouth he has..He could cut people’s heart with his word… “Guy, No talk wetin ah no like o” he said with a little anger showing off his face. “We are realy sorry we couldn’t call on you when we arrived, we were tired and also don’t want to interrupt your discusion in the kitchen” Ade said with a symphatize face, it seem he knew how it is to be in fear… “No sorry them jhor, them turn kitchen to t.v station and start a talking programme, only God knows how the soup go be, water for don pass ingredient ontop them siliva” Tolu said as Shola berge in with full force to start what he knew how to do best “You two herbivous, them don swear follow you enter toilet, why you go enter like a dumming and kept mute like a faulty radio, you made me run into the kitchen like that, God save you, I ran into the kitchen to search for weapon, if you no talk ni, ah for use you cook our soup, ah thought say nah thieves.. Khola, you remember that man weh…” I couldn’t just stand and wait for him to finish “Aha… Abeg, it don do…mouth no deh pain you??” “You went to search for weapon and you are shouting for help” Ade asked with a smile “No mind him, shey nah this long gone t.v them go thief, him no know say him papa no get property” Tolu said which make us burst into laugh. “ah swear wehrey ni e, we get property pass all people weh deh in your family registery” Shola said while standing and shaking like a jelly fish…seems thats the sickness he got from the fear earlier on… “Guys, Shola tell me say them don re-schedule the party we he told us to today ooo” I said as I make my ways to sit beside our ghost telivision…its been almost 5months now it go defaulted and no one is ready to repair it with his own money… “How could it be??, why today of all day??” Ade asked as if he won’t be going… “You sef deh follow Khola asked jamb question?” Shola said with a cool nerve which shows he had started getting himself together… “Shey, we deh go?” asked by scissors mouth. “No oo, we deh go visit your mama weh deh do wedding today in your village nah” Shola said which gain him a throat-thirsty punch from Tolu…..Oh, I forgot to tell you something about Tolu, he hated ever being called village boy…he can’t stand it if someone refers his hometown to village…and the truth is(nah village he come from–silently said)…
Seeing how the punch landed on his cheek I remember immediately that its been long I watched wrestlemania and here is my chance to watch one live,so, I started encouraging them to fight.. “Chaiii, see as the punch sound like a train horn, ah swear Undertaker no fit take such punch and still get reason to stay calm” hearing those words grew Shola’s anger and he launched at Tolu…
There is something about Friendship that do encourage me to associate with friends(good ones) and be friendly to those we might not relate much, thats “Fight”… A friendship without fight will only last for a while.. Even the best friend on earth do fight(teeth & tongue), they are always together in one room…but they do fight whenever they both see sweet things…the most important thing in the fight was to caution the whole body…after that..they became friend immediately after the fight… Thats just like KAST… the friends with different behaviour but still understand each other no matter how much they fought…
…As Shola launched at Tolu to make my wish come to pass…a devil-in-human intervene and kill my wish on its ways to accomplish land.. “Will you two just stop all this, can’t you see Khola was just here to poison your hearts with words so you could fight each other??” Ade said as he stood to seperate the two morons… I think the morons can still think with their brain because instantly they got seperated and silence took over the room for almost 5mins…
“Please guys, this is 5.30pm and we had somewhere to go by 6.30pm, won’t we start preparing before time runz out??” I broke the silence and I fighting for my freedom from where I sat but I couldn’t help but fall back and stood up with full force as I saw Shola smiling.. I was so shocked because nothing funny happen why would my friend be smiling… “why are you smiling?” Ade asked after noticing that I glue my eyes on Shola… “ah… Modaran(simply mean I’m in trouble), my friend don craze??” I said as I thought Tolu’s punch has caused some damage to his head.. the he replied “wehrey, nah your in-law go run mad, you wan know wetin deh make me smile?” asking no one in particular simply no one answered him cause we all are in shock expecialy Mr Muhammed Ali, he almost shed tears and he look horrified… “Since ah met you all, Khola never talk fluent English like he talk ahm right now, nah ihn make me remember my junior school teacher when ah deh secondary school, nah explanation she go think she deh do, ah swear she go deh use fluent English encourage us to fail all subject…nah pidgin she fit talk” he added to his words as he always did which took almost my precious 3minutes away from me… “I know already say Tolu don damage your brain with punch” I said with a croaky voice which got the two herbivous(Tolu & Ade) into laugh… “wehrey ni e(simply means you are insane) for sure” he said but I couldn’t wait to have another section of arguementative essay, so, I made my way outside to search for any available bucket to fetch water. “Guy, abeg, go dish the food for kitchen, we go eat before setting off oo” I sanged to them as a glutton I am as I exit the door…

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